Stand by for BIG news from the LifeGames Corporation; Time Dilation.  It will change your world.  We can't give details yet, but we'll hint at it: JUUUUST Imagine spending an afternoon or two, effectively asleep on our couch.

When you awake, you're handed a certificate of training and competence that might take a year or more of hard grinding work in the 'real world'.
 

Yes - we can do this - it's what we do.  Our trials have been spectacular.